I'm certain that the first pic is evidence of sexual harassment.

Wow. We just got a hint of how awesome it would be if F1 cars raced over bridges. That would be nerve-racking, indeed...

Her secret is that she's "going" right now...

I'd buy it for the seats alone.

Peter, what is this crap?

Along with all of the other obvious errors in this article, I'd like to include that the picture above is of a big fish, not a boat.

Gwinnett County, GA has this technology installed in a couple of blacked-out Impalas. They sit in the middle lane facing opposite directions scanning the traffic. I saw them parked like this for a few nights in a row before I finally looked it up.

I think it's a nice price because if I wanted one of these for my garage collection, I'd gladly pay 7Gs for it.

The first pic is a bong...what water bottle?

Ok, what's the shaded area from 25-40 mph designating?

Tell me that license plate was photoshopped...

Is this like the Italian Fiero? Never seen/heard of one before.

So it's basically a netbook for twice as much money?

@ZeroOrDie: Well...other than the occasional "C'mon, you piece of shit," I try not to engage in much discourse with my ride.

I feel dirty after reading this guy Knobloch's posts. I would bet he was masturbating in the car at 65 mph and went off the road shortly after climax. What's with all the "gal" talk and "exercising" and "get to know each other" business?

2nd photo from the top...

I cracked open an egg the other day for breakfast and there was blood in it.

@Sent from my toilet: Obligatory "Damn HMOs"

Of all the vidoes on Jalopnik that I wish I could watch at work, but can't...

God created the world in 7 days.