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Funny, a couple of weeks ago I ate a McDonald's hamburger, then a day later I "passed" it onto the grass in my backyard...for scientific purposes, see. Within a week, it had decomposed and could not be distinguished as caca anymore.

@David Desiderio: I read the article. Maybe you should, too. The guy makes a little cash doing DJ work and street magic. Hey, if that's his dream, living hand to mouth on the nasty ass streets of Paris, then godspeed, but maybe his isn't the life of hopes and dreams. And that's fine, too. However, it sounds like

Homeless by choice?

The Sega Master System joystick is absent. That was my weapon of choice in Reggie Jackson baseball.

A while back I tried hard to collect all of the Jada Toys' Homie Rollerz which were all lowrider cars and trucks of various vintage. I laid them out on my work desk like a car show with the cars lined up neat and the figurines standing around like they were conversing about the cars.

The thing that's really disappointing about most of these articles is that they are not engaging enough. Not enough to draw you in, not enough to keep you interested, and nothing to keep you thinking about it afterwards. Too many cliches. Too many "I think I drive a cool car—here's why"-type articles. No, you're

@minjin: Yo, I got nothing against autonomy, but did this summbitch just quote Days of Thunder?!

@KillerRaccoon: I noticed the same thing... There is a certain appeal of the base model of a car that is so wholly great to begin with, though.

@skulyk: So you're saying he should rub his middle finger very lightly in a circular motion?

I'd support a push to standardize hands-free devices in ALL cars sold in the US. Bluetooth pretty much has it on lock, so the government could mandate that all new cars sold in the US come with Bluetooth support built in.

ON a similar note. Wachovia is a sh**ty bank, too. Anytime I spend more than I have in my account, they charge me enormous fees. I mean, I've been banking with them for years...they should know by now I'm good for it! And then they wanna f**k around and change their name on some old sly s**t. Wells Fargo? Who

Not a bad starting price for a vehicle that considers itself part of a "premium" brand. I like it a lot, but I'm not sold on the base motor or the fact that the US will not get the rear bench seat.

I laugh at all these MINI purists who think the only car that MINI should make is the original Cooper. Why would anyone consider a car that can only transport one other passenger and barely has enough room in the back for your man purse? Why knock the company for realizing that more utility is exactly what people

You lost me somewhere back there talking about your friend Kyle.

Some dick blew past me this morning in a F-150 swerving and weaving with such vigor, I was certain he was running from the cops. I checked the rearview and saw none. Maybe just trying to outrun his luck, who knows?

No discount for Facebook?