I don't know the make or model of it, but it'll definitely have a queer little collar on it.

That IS pretty freaky. Like, whoa.

You know what they say about arguing with idiots, Steve...

After all that, they should have sold him the damaged F-150 or one of the Mercurys at full retail with 8.9% financing.

I've found that the moving between screens and opening programs seems a little quicker, but my data connection appears to be running slower or is capped since I updated my 3G to 4.0. Anyone else see this? Faster overall, but slower data?

It's been a while since I played Gran Turismo, but taking the Mulsanne Straight in a fully-tuned Dodge Viper was ridiculous. The car was impossible to keep straight and as soon as it broke traction in the rear, it was all over—EPIC spin-outs and wall-hits for 100s of meters down the track.

@Scandinavian Flick:

First, I had an invalid signature problem when I went to update iTunes, then after I fixed that, I started downloading 4.0, only to have it freeze up during the firmware install. Time after time, it continued to freeze up and it wasn't until I tried a fresh attempt at installing this morning that it finally took. So…

A rotary?

These old farts will do anything for some trim.

Great...it works....now we'll need about 1500 of these by tomorrow.

Bad. Ass.

@rev_junkie:

Great story, but the timing chain bit really effed the ending.

All jokes aside, I wondered what Porsche had to gain by beating a Mini around Road Atlanta. It would only be close at the starting gate and for the first 100 ft, then Porsche would be in the lead and remain in the lead for the duration.

I'm going to get her an umbrella...

Sounds like a beast of a sandwich and you're right...there ain't much you can do to the original without somehow funking something up. Nice...

Something about driving stoned...makes those tinted windows damn well worth the price. The UV protection is simply an extra benefit.

@Frank Grimes:

The ugly-Panamera meme is getting played out, guys.