Let's see how this "SUV" compares in size to our new Taurus.

Finally...give Europe the 1.4 liter EcoBoost in the Mustang and give the US the 5.0 liter to make up for years of depriving the US of quality Fords.

Fuck that. Put them nose to nose and the first to push the other back 10 feet wins.

Is it...waterproof?

@AmishJohn:

It's like the Porsche situation. If Ford, by building all these large fucking SUVs, has the revenue to continue making great small and medium-sized cars, then please let then have at it.

That show makes me want to eat a pistol and give my brain a permanent "blow-out."

I'd like to have a date with a Mercedes C63 for a mid-day romp around I-285 here in Atlanta. Yeah, if I'm going to get my rocks off in a car, I want EVERYONE to see me. It's 64 miles, so I imagine I could do the whole lap in under 40 minutes in the right car—I don't know, that time might be really conservative.

I just flipped through the ENTIRE Jeg's and Summit Racing catalog and couldn't find the Heffner Twin-Turbo kit for my Audi R8. Would it be in the Year One R8 catalog?

@Ash78 is done being serious: I see you have a Porsche "Turbo" badge on your VW...

Oh, I don't know. I think having beautiful women around the races increases the allure of the sport. Taming the most exotic of machinery on the track and then taming the most exotic of humanity in the team trailer... What kid wouldn't want to grow up and do that? Let her stay, but you're right: no more interviews.

I remember watching a show where Tom Cruise was teaching someone else how to ride a sportbike around a track, so inevitably, there were a lot of shots of HIM riding around the track on some Ducati supersport. It was one of the most agonizing experiences having to watch that douchebag ride that raw racing machinery at…

@MushyHeirloom:

Yeah, but the CR-Z has rear disc brakes. Yours does not.

@korvetkeith king of teh horsepowers!:

Had to read it a couple of times to get the correct context. Nice...

The have cell phone coverage in Detroit?!

I watched that and had trouble supressing the fear of the realization that the world is coming to and end and I must murder someone for their hot Cadillac before it's too late.

@Alfisted:

@rb1971 - E39M5'er: