I'm guessing he banged his last supermodel, too.
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In other words, that's the coffee equivalent of government cheese?
He's just mad he couldn't guess that it was a Lotus.
You got the "creep up from behind" part down, Ray, but you stumbled when it was time to ask it what its interests are...who it be'z with...things that make it smile, what numbers to dial, etc.
I don't usually condone letter-length posts in the comment section, but that's damn near frame-ready and wall-mountable.
Lure them all to the Chrysler booth area—have them stand under the Ram pickup
In about 5 years, this will make for a solid used car bargain.
Wow...from the top pic, I'd say VW has found 9 buyers for their new coupe!
@Alfisted:
Mine would be being squashed 4 deep in the backseat of a Corolla, heading back to the dorms from a field party. I didn't mind the hot girl that was practically sitting in my lap...no—it was the totally average looking chick to my right who had too much to drink that was worrying me. She kept fighting the urge to…
Wow, with a high enough center of gravity, this thing actually sticks to the ceiling?! Amazing...
I don't give a fuck about the hybrid as long as there is a gasoline-powered version on the market. You shouldn't either, Jalopnik...
That's a damn fine looking automobile in sedan or hatch. I have hope for Ford's future with offerings like this...
Whoa! How much does THAT ONE go for?!?!?!
Proof that the soul of a good vehicle never dies...no matter how many ladders you can rope up on top.
I'd simply be content with a star under my name, but this will do as well.
Who would have thought that Chrysler could one day learn from Domino's, the pizza company?
What?! Aww, that's it! If anyone wants to come by and take this mint E30 M3 off my hands, I'll give it to the first person that shows up...
This will make open golf carts obsolete.