Plot twist: the pilot was Helmut Zemo.

I don’t fault them, but if anything, they should be pulling plans for Oculus because it’s a shitty platform that’s been managed horribly.

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

“It’s pretty common knowledge that Bing beats Google for video, at least in interface if not in the quality of its results.”

It’s not like you have to click the article, read it and comment on it you know..

Send an email to Luke or the editor instead of crying down here.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

SD cards ain’t skinny and require the device to be a certain size. There’s a reason you don’t see them in ultrathin tablets and PCs.

What are you talking about? We have ultra-thin cartridges now. Hell, the Surface you mentioned HAS a microSD slot in it. And Nintendo doesn’t have to pack anywhere near as much hardware in as a device like those. It would be VERY easy to pack a cartridge slot into one of these without major compromise. Ignoring the…

Um, what? SD cards are like 2mm thick. That’s less than .1 inches. Most tablets are not that thin. A TON of tablets already have SD card slots. The new surface has a micro SD slot IIRC, and definitely has a USB port which is substantially thicker.

“ou can’t have something sleek like a Surface, or even an iPad, when you need a port big enough to handle a cartridge”

Why does a ‘cartridge’ need to be huge? All a cartridge really is, is flash memory. Last I checked SD cards, and Micro-SD cards are pretty damm small.

Naming a Magikarp after Trump? What an insult... for the Magikarp.

I see no problem?

I think we may be overcomplicating this issue, Jihad has pretty much one meaning nowadays, it’s nowhere near as complicated as this wikipedia article makes it out to be. If a guy was named adolph hitler got an account, he’d be banned too. It might not be your fault you are named after religiously sanctioned genicide…

Dude, whoever was playing genji was to blame. 100% That character is the worst in the game, he serves no purpose other than to steal kills that were pretty much already secured. You should feel guilty any time you pick him.

Need a tank? Genji’s not your man
Need some damage? Genji’s not your man
Battlefield control?…

Fun article, wish we had more stuff like this on Kotaku and less cosplay nonsense.

Why were you nauseous? Starbucks.

Linus is pissed.