98% of guys named Grayson look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome

He also apparently has a picture of Harambe hanging on his wall...

And you’ll get more stars than ever before writing some empty contrarian bullshit under every single thing Nolan writes! The symbiosis is complete!

Yeah, you should leave. Because you just thoroughly embarrassed yourself.

Of all the dumb shit I’ve seen written on this site today, you have written the dumbest

And yet still too fucking stupid to see the writing on the wall, even after it’s all said and done. You and your ilk deserve trump.

No, fuck you limousine coastal liberals. You know NOTHING. Everyone on the ground in the Midwest saw this coming. FUCK YOU. You think you know better than people here? The majority of POC I know on the ground in STL voted for Jill Stein. Yet here you white fucking Brooklyn assholes still stand, telling us how you…

Sorry, but this abject disaster is on Clinton and her sycophantic supporters. In order for progressive ideals to have any shot in this country, the DNC must be dismantled from the top down. I voted for HRC. I didn’t even really ahve to hold my nose. But I work grassroots in the rust belt, and I’ll tell you right now-…

No, you offended THE TROOPS. How dare you? You call yourself an American?

YEAH DO DEADSPIN “THE RIGHT WAY.” WE ONLY WANT CLASSY SPORTS POSTS BY SCRAPPY GYM RATS WITH HIGH SPORTS-BLOGGING IQ.

lol.

#feminism

9. Crank down before making any important decision...or even unimportant decision...masturbate before making ANY decision. Once I learned this, life has been smooth sailing

Yeah..all places that the fucking cholos won’t go...caught one of those pieces of shit trying to steal my phone at the laundromat just yesterday...trashiest people alive

And here come all the dipshit Gawker commenters who think it’s still cool and original to ironically pretend they’re alcoholics BECAUSE THEY JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS EFFED UP WORLD MAN because they buy a 6 pack of Stone IPA every 2 weeks

Yeah, you’re fucking hysterical

People like you...man, I don’t know...it just sucks knowing you exist. Were you born a whimpering sycophant or did someone instill that value in you?

Maybe you should understand words before you use them? Not sure how “projection” at all applies to the not even complete sentence I wrote. You just said people who are voting their conscience are going to literally usher in the Apocalypse. That probably seems like a rational thought when you live in the Jezebel…

To start, I’m not Bernie or bust. I didn’t even think he was a particularly good candidate, and I’ll vote for HRC with no meaningful reservations. But Trump is going to win, and you guys will be here in the comments blaming a candidate who ran an honest and clean campaign and lost. Surely you see how fucking…

The hysteria with you people is absolutely hilarious