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“I hate myself every day.”

People who you KNOW are rocking a Blue Lives Matters flag somewhere complaining about Shaun King not paying attention about white people killed by cops, like they give a fuck about ANYONE unjustly killed by a cop, is one of the more ridiculous self-owns I’ve come across.  Kudos for drawing it out.

He’s not trying to find who is at fault for how badly he’s had the shit kicked out of him; he’s saying that trying to ascribe fault is cheapening the decision that Luck has made for himself.

Here, he stated it VERY clearly:

“That’s what you people are missing: the lesson here isn’t that Luck’s career was “ruined” by a

Luck totally looks much more like a different Fantastic Four character than the Big G (er, as I was told in the middle of all of the naked sex I was having, I swear):

“I don’t know why you blame Andrew Luck for all the physical damage he suffered playing QB for the Colts.”

He very clearly did not do anything of the sort.  How did you manage to miss his point THAT badly? 

Pequod’s deep dish is essentially Detroit-style.

*Spike Lee cheerfully tweets out Imogen Poots’ address*

Sweet bootlicking, Bri.

Here’s another way you got your own argument off track: let’s say Harper WAS having a great year, and was on pace to deliver 6-7 fWAR. The Phillies’ pitching would still suck. Him playing at that level would, at best, likely only have them up MAYBE 2-3 wins more than where they are now. So unless your argument is,

The team’s pitching has absolutely nothing to do with the value Harper provides vs. his contract; that’s completely out of his control.

FINALLY, IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE.

A dramatic/sexy reenactment of Drew’s street brawl with BIG BRAIN?

People inexplicably being bummed in this thread that spaceships in Star Wars use some kind of fuel is a bonkers bit of nitpickery. Holy shit.

Why are you bumping this yet again? It is still unequivocally nowhere near being the worst deal of all time for the team, in the division, in the NL, and certainly not in all of baseball. Why would the team’s pitching have any bearing on Harper’s performance and the value he is providing?

Harper has still been worth

Words like “journalist/article/blog/blogger/writer/etc.” written with sarcastic quotes, which end up instead making the person using them sound like they’re having some kind of philosophical crisis understanding the concept of the written word.

It’s a short hop, skip and a jump over to Gizmodo and Jalopnik from here, where you will find a plethora of some of the most thirsty bootlickers you will ever find in a comments section if an article dares to say anything even remotely critical about their particular favorite billionaires/CEOs/venture capitalists.

This...

“Ill hand it to ya, you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

Kicked out...or rescued?