Desperately wants to defend a juvenile game that tricks people to look at his balls.

And then we get to watch them shamelessly and needlessly weasel Addison Russell back into the lineup tonight because the team has been playing great and everyone is feeling good, so that makes me feel shitty to be a Cubs fan.

“Showing up a pitcher” is not actually a thing.  It’s made up nonsense.

So bat flipping effectively as a tantrum for not getting a hit: OK.

Without a doubt.

When I lived in a Chicago, the conductor of a train I was on made an announcement that everyone was going to have to exit and wait for the next train because of an “incident.” Turns out the incident was some guy deciding to drop pants and take a shit right in the middle of the last car, and a local hero who saw what…

What’s it like to wake up and decide to be the guy who’s gonna go to bat for a dude who wouldn’t stop jerking off in front of a woman until she actually beat the fuck out of him?

I spent over 17 years working in bookstores, and I saw at LEAST a dick for each of those years.

Turns out Yu’s actual superpower is luring shit posters to the Deadspin comments section.

Boy, you jumped to the “whoremonger” thing real fast for a guy trying real hard to make it sound like someone has a really shitty way of treating other people.

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Maybe Tiger Woods winning a major is the thing that kept the world in check?

“They’re certainly well written and well acted”

It’s amazing how a narrative sounds when you flat out make up the reasons why people are furious over this.  Literally nobody is describing it as you claim they are.

“I’m pretty sure half a dozen cops will know the difference between a guy waking up and rubbing his eyes from someone grabbing a gun in his lap, ready to shoot.”

Indirectly?

Thanks for reminding me that the beloved bear posts are essentially dead, you monster.

Are you a cartoon?

Well, yeah, it was a pretty lame exchange in terms of Samer trying to dunk on this chump, but this faux notion of striving to ALWAYS be leading with some kind civility, even if the person on the end in no way deserves it at any point, is what most of the people in the comments seem to be wailing about. It’s a…

It’s absolutely absurd that services like trash management and recycling aren’t always nationalized. Having wildly varying standards and rules from county to county across the country is so ridiculous.