NO ONE DENY THIS.

It’s absolutely fucking ridiculous how many white people are losing their minds over this and tripping over themselves to defend him as if he’s done something good or brave. “Oh, this is the kind of open discussion and confessions we need to have about racism! People are just looking for reasons to be outraged over…

Please ungrey me for the truth I am about to tell, dammit.

Counterpoint: regular weed smokers DRASTICALLY underestimate how annoying/obnoxious they and others can be while or after smoking.

....long time.

Drew, it’s genuinely awesome to have you back.

And don’t fear the colonoscopy! I had my first one last year, and they knocked me out using the shit that killed Michael Jackson (Propofol). Best, most relaxing power nap I’ve ever taken; I’ve been back for two endoscopies and was weirdly looking forward to it because of…

Talk firmly to the cut until it stops bleeding.

I did crack a smile at all of the people getting all worked up over the cream of mushroom soup who would likely turn around without even blinking and drown their “Mexican food” under a torrent of sour cream.

“Before people start slamming Velveeta and Cream of Whatever soup, just remember that they have been staples of the American diet for decades and show up in more dishes than you realize.”

“Absurd on its face”

But enough about Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz...

Jeez, we get it already, you still have creative sex with your wife.

Nice priorities. Sweatily stan for the poor, poor famous person indulging in the oh-so-time honored tradition of woke white people NEEDING to explain to everyone how so very, very racist they used to be in excruciating detail that is IN NO WAY flipping the whole thing to placate their own ego and sense of…

White people wondering why a white person gets shit for saying some INSANELY racist shit at a press junket for a movie like they deserve a cookie for having some kind of halfassed insight along the lines of, “hmmm, racism is bad; maybe I SHOULDN’T be roaming the streets yearning to to pick a fight with a black guy” is…

This is an astonishingly terrible take, and I’m not convinced you managed to post it without harming yourself.

“It was 1984 and a white person wearing blackface as part of costume was just not considered a big deal by most white people.”

That is most definitely not the excuse you think it is. 

RESIGN, DICK.

That’s fantastic, since there seems to be a bit of a logjam in terms of him running as a Democrat for the senate seats or the House.

At least 20 fucking absolute dickheads starred this turd of a post.

Unbelievable.

“just for stating a different view”

Me saying, “nah, I think this new album isn’t as good as the last one” is a “different view.” This is just someone being a shithead.

“(that he may not actually believe)“

Oh, so he’s such a cowardly shithead that he potentially doesn’t even behind the shithead things he says. So he’s…