Hey man, Lucas is the one that insists it's a kids movie.  Y'know, all of those kids movies filled with weird sexual slavery and bondage stuff.  For kids!

I had the awesome Rancor toy, with the jaws that could open and close.  You could really only fit about half a figure in there, so you'd have the gruesome spectacle of him chewing on someone like Lobot as he rampaged through everyone else.

Sort of; Alan Partridge was originally based in many ways on Tony Wilson, so there's weird head-fuckery about in that he actually ended up playing Tony Wilson…who was basically just a slightly cooler, more successful version of Alan Partridge.  Or something.

Whatever; there's probably time loops involved somehow.

That kid is really going to have an amazing career!

What are you rebelling against, young man?!?!

"Oh no, now HE'S liquid metal, too!"

*Screams at dot matrix printer for printing porn so crappily, slowly and loudly*

Twins 2: Holy FUCK, His Dick Exploded!!!

The first 30 minutes of Return of the Jedi already qualifies as a lot of freaky things from the future, so no thanks!

"Sloppy jwes" is a brilliant play on Al Capwne's name, you savages.

THE A.V. CLUB:
Seriously, fuck you AV Club[…]. More than once.

Well, yeah; that's why they should be trying to rescue you instead of having sloppy jwes.

DAMN YOU ALL!

Aw, man…I got stomach-fold!

THANKS, ODORAMA.

Y'know, you guys really should be looking for ElDan's place instead of wasting time like this.

WHAT'S EVERYONE HAVING FOR LUNCH THREAD!!!!*

Wearing a sleeping gown and one of those old timey sleeping caps, too.

WIGGLE WITH IT!!!