I don’t know that he’d have been a good president, but he seems to be a genuine guy who only wants the best for the country.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

Joe Biden Fuckin’

Fuckin’ Joe Biden.

Not sure why these didn’t catch on:

I can just hear all the attorneys in the firm yelling “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSNAAAAAP!!” at this letter.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Zing! +1 missed three-pointer

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

I make smoothies the exact same way!

Google Play/Youtube Red, Spotify, Pandora One, Prime, Netflix, Crunchyroll, HBO, Office 360.

One of these days, I’ll get decent enough at Overwatch that hearing the Bastion ult sound effect doesn’t cause me to go “WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT???” while running out into the open.

And they are covered in mayonnaise.

They’re unbelievably rude and grating, like all Canadians.

*inception horn a second time*