Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

*Cavaliers and Warriors meet in the finals for the rest of eternity*

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

He was additionally booked for two misdemeanor warrants, totaling $7,500, for driving on a suspended license.

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

While naked.

She opened the door when she claimed the women were willing participants who threw themselves at Cosby. She’s also a business partner and manager, and she probably thought when this started that it would be (once again) swept under the rug. Don’t kid yourself, she’s in it up to her neck.

No

And the Cubs keep winning.

Oh wow, that’s good.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

“Trade for him this offseason!”

I got to play with Pearl in the summer of 86, right after he got drafted by the Nets. My father was a coach who had a camp at Pace University in Manhattan. He had coached against Pearl in HS and coached him in AAU ball. I played hockey, but since I was living with my dad that summer I ended up going to his hoops camp…

Panda: Eats, Leaves

+1 repressed desire. This comment is the best thing on Deadspin today.

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

“Fuck. So close.”