Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

I’m a Longhorn fan and I thought from the start UT should have put aside their self interest to a degree and do what is best for the conference overall. That being said they are making tons of money and I don’t want to hear Mike Gundy whining about this like he does everything else. What a crybaby, even though he’s…

One thing is certain: among 51-year-old hitters, Bonds is clearly the cream of the crop.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

Ichiro and Bonds should switch jobs every two weeks all season. The first ever coach/player platoon. Who would object?

More like Dwight with a silent ‘D’.

So... is Clausen elite?

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

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As a Cubs fan: Hahahahahaha. Thanks for Arrieta, too.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

This is why I frequent Deadspin.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

Ass wants more butts

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Next they’ll both be fined by Goodell for not fighting over Bose, the official headphone supplier of the NFL.

“Off the field issues” aka being black.