Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

*CTRL-F* “Shie-”

Wonder who he learned that trick from?

I think that’s the right way of looking at it!

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Plush one starch.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

It's less 'farewell tour', and more 'awkwardly waiting for the guy to take a hint and just leave already'.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Be extra careful if he looks like this:

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Really makes u think

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.