Look, I try not to pass judgments on cops, who have a difficult job and sometimes get shafted trying to perform it. But a lack of professionalism is a lack of professionalism, and I’d really like to know why this one particular officer felt the need to curse so much in the police report.

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

Thank Christ for the Satanists, keeping it fun.

Because it is. It has a deity and it has ceremonies, just because a lot more consider it weird or strange doesn’t make it any less “religious”. Being strange and weird make it the the perfect counter to practicing christianity not to mention it’s the yin to its yang.

“Well I’ll be Goddamned” - everyone involved

Highly questionable is great. It’s sports commentary that doesn’t take itself too seriously, with two intelligent guys and one jester. Would watch again, 4.75 stars.

former Washington Wizard Glen Rice Jr.

Sure, half a pound of weed and a gun sounds bad, but Rice Jr. probably won’t get in any trouble for this, especially since his stepmom used to be the governor of Alaska.

Greg Hardy, surrounded by reporters, answered a series of questions with “No comment, next question.”

Do you really have to take so much joy in it? We lost. Let us grieve in peace.

If you look very carefully, you can pinpoint the second my soul split in half.

Reporters just know the two were racing and there was a crash. We’re all assuming it’s Jackson, because (as you can see in the picture) there were no yards after contract.

Looks like A.J. Green isn't the only sore loser on that team.

Because of the internet? Is there a rule number for, "If it exists, there's a variation of it that will break your brain and inevitably ruin your childhood"? Because if there isn't, we should make that a rule. We can call it Rule 34a. Or maybe Rule 36a. Not sure.

If there's anyone who knows something about cheap shots, it's LaGarrette Blount.

Greene was just confused, he's been borrowing Jake Locker's car for the last month and was used to having a handicapped permit.

But thats a Tacoma...

Re: Barnwell - I don't know that there's a smarter NFL analyst out there right now. With that said, it boggles the mind that none of his Grantland colleagues stopped him from selecting what is arguably the most slovenly picture of any author I've ever witnessed.

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