But in that alternate reality, Brady turns out like Rob Lowe with Cable.

Nah, the sharpest knife in the drawer is being saved as a discipline tool until his oldest 4 year old turns 10.

Baseball (and the media reporting on it) is so biased, and I'm really starting to get sick of it. If Yasiel were a pitcher and struck out seven in a row, everyone would be fawning all over him. But, just because he's a hitter, now he's getting benched? Doesn't seem right to me.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

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Lots of athletes' charities fall short of their stated purpose. Why should Peterson be the whipping boy?

Are we really looking at the right thing here, Diana? I mean, what's more important: what he gives out; or its impact, the impression it leaves behind?

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

"You're welcome." —Cutty

She's trying to make lemonade, and step 1 is squeezing some fucking lemons out of the fuckups who are responsible for this mess.

This story depresses me beyond words. So instead, I'm going to focus on these adorable babies.

Take notes, Bruce Levenson, this is how you whiten your fan base.

Interesting, it's usually cougars at GOP fundraisers.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

The SS has always been ruthless.

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Jones: "Is he what we had hoped for at this point when we drafted him with the sixth pick, gave up a pick to go up to the sixth pick to get him? No."

The real loser here is Dez Bryant, who actually had to put forth some effort in practice yesterday.