he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

"Roger Goodell can not put a sentence together to save his own life," says the source. "He's awful."

I thought if there was anyone who should understand that people make mistakes, it would be Christian Ponder's wife.

It's just you.

Makes sense. Heading into the 2010 Draft, Mel Kiper said he saw in Dwyer a combination of Ray Rice's power and Adrian Peterson's old school toughness.

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

Wow,that was straight from the heart...and bold. Kudos to Carter for taking a brave stance on the subject.

Ray Lewis is currently pontificating on how the discipline he received as a child kept him on the straight and narrow: "Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

This led me to do some googling which led me to espnW. Something rubs me wrong about espnW. An article called "Why You Should Never Buy a Floyd Mayweather Fight Again" should be in the boxing section of ESPN and not in the "women's" section of espn. When other writers write an opinion piece or an article about a…

"I actually don't really know anything about basketball, so go for it. But I still don't see Cleveland's championship-less streak ending anytime soon."

Well, as a likely Pistons fan, today is your lucky day. Lebron and the Cleveland Lebrons will be Lebroning all over the Pistons for the next three to five years.

NFL: [takes dump]

You're reading wayyy too much into my not tipping. I'm out with friends or loved ones I dont' really feel like sitting and discussing how I can have things improved with my local manager at whatever place I'm at.

I really don't think it should be a surprise that professional baseball players were against the idea of making it rain.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Seeing all the disappointment expressed by the Game actually makes me glad Twitter didn't exist when I was growing up.

Kid: [gets leg smoked]

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

lmao. Epic