More Sherman Alexie tweets, s’il vous plait.

He’s filling the void of crazy in the NFL left by his brother.

God bless this fucking hypocritical mess.

I plan on getting very high this evening and watching this all in a single sitting.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

You can see the instant the lightbulb goes on in Lynch’s head

Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

I am more upset about the fact that you talk about giant dough ballz with no pictures. *grumpy face. *

Sorry, I didn’t realize that a plot line that’s been a central focus of the show for the past two seasons could be considered a spoiler.

You may have noticed that Clarkson is fat. That is the reason behind the confusing things you identified.

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.

Is it just me, or are FWD burnouts the least satisfying of all burnouts?

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Angelinos use the freeways for tailgating

You mean in another four.

Hey look, it's the guy who literally walked out on his team, sucker punched a guy after a game and has bounced around the league because he's a total dope. Blount is the precise definition of a bitch.