That’s one of the cleanest CMP Trucks I’ve ever seen, I’ve loved those things forever.

Careful, you don’t wanna cut yourself on all that edge

Nostalgia is a huge seller right now though. Look at the libraries on the current-gen full of remakes and updates. Look at the success of GoG.com. Look at the sheer volume of reboots out there.

I don’t think it’s so much complicated as it is expensive.

What do you mean worst nightmare? That shit is awesome.

I really should have swallowed my pride and bought something like a Juke instead of that F-250 in the first place. My old DD, and now toy, is a ‘00 TJ (4.0L, 5-speed manual, small lift, just the way it’s supposed to be), and while I love that Jeep to absolute pieces, it’s just such a...hassle day to day.

I know it’s probably anathema for Jalopnik, but...I really like the whole crop of current small crossovers. I would LOVE to get either a Mazda CX3 or a Jeep Renegade so my current daily beater (‘06 F-250 5.4L) can be relegated to hauling duty.

Fuck off with the goddamn samsquatch, Bubbles!

He’s probably a hot-shot driver (Basically a really specialized delivery driver), and probably runs a company with a few other drivers. That, or he owns multiple trucks so that maintenance downtime doesn’t keep him from working.

My Dad has an ‘02 Tundra with the 4.7, and it’s a fantastic truck. Dead reliable, good gas mileage, great in the snow, tows everything he wants to move, simple enough inside that you don’t mind piling inside with dogs and muddy clothes, but nice enough that it’s a perfectly pleasant place to spend a day driving...it’s…

Let’s not forget that it gave us one of the best arcade racers of all time, Star Wars Racer.

How is the Jurassic Park Explorer on there instead of the Wrangler YJ?!

So...the Wrangler Unlimited?

Is it just me, or does anyone else get a serious Dave Barry vibe from Doug DeMuro?

And I mean that in the best possible way, because Dave Barry is fucking hilarious.

So I assume you’ve only heard of the Wrangler by loose description, right? Because everything you said is wrong.

The US Navy can already fight the next few biggest ones in the world COMBINED. I don’t think there’s too much to worry about.

You don’t live somewhere that has snow, do you?

Canada goes fucking nuts for all the ‘terrible’ FCA products-I can’t throw a rock without hitting a Journey, 200, Patriot or Compass.

God, I wish we got the AWD VW hatchbacks here in Canada. Nothing wrong with Subaru, but a little choice would be nice.

How much do you NOT want to be the guy in the silver Golf getting passed what I can only assume is a shit-beat Transit with a 2.something diesel?