On slow days or on days where I’m plodding through seemingly endless spreadsheets, I like to have something on in the background. It’s got to be enjoyable enough to keep me motivated, but not so energetic that I lose focus..

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

This would make the U.S. Open watchable. *GOLD WHISPER* “Jones is going with a three-wood here, interesting choice... setting up his shot.. oh my. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Jones didn’t watch the fairway behind him and is now having his throat torn out by a grizzly bear...usually that’s a thirteenth-hole hazard but…

How evil? We talkin’ ISIS evil, or “mayo on an Italian sub” evil?

don’t be such a grump