This, as with pretty much everything else you do here at Deadspin, was fantastic. Thank you.

My only regret ... is that I have ... Boneitis.

I held it together through the entire ending sequence of Logan (but barely) and was feeling all proud of my emotional stability. Then Laura goes and makes the ‘X’ and I lost it.

Sophomore year of high school, my buddies and I were on a team in my school’s bowling club. One of the other teams, made up of Cool Senior Dudes, called itself “27,” because they for some reason (being Cool Senior Dudes) decided they would, as a team, eat 27 of a particular food item each game—donuts one week, pizza…

This seems like a pretty good deal. The $6.35m AAV puts Yandle just outside the top-10 highest paid defensemen, which seems like a lot for a guy who isn’t a true top D-man. But he was the best available free agent defender and teams routinely overpay best available free agent anyones, so I thought he’d get more like…

Damn, guys. This is a real Sophie’s Choice here.

Even if the Lightning don’t re-sign Stamkos (which, as hard as it is to walk away from a 40-goal scorer in the prime of his career, is the right move given their cap situation) the team still has some serious cap decisions to make.

Serious question here: Why are there four Sabres and four Oilers on the ice in the 3 on 3 OT?