Great piece. As frustrating as being a Detroit sports fan can be (Tigers pissing away WS opportunities, the motherfucking Lions), I try to remember that during my lifetime (born ‘85) the Wings have won 4 Cups, and the Pistons have won 3 titles. Even lacking championships for the other 2, at least Barry rushed for…

“Prince Fielder Eats It” Are you *really* going to make it that easy for us?

Also, the sun rose in the east today.

We are champion ship.

*Leandro Barbosa extends hand* “We are championship!”

Pretty cool shoutout by Draymond quoting Danny Almonte like that.

Yeah man, plus maybe if the Astros weren't caught on camera stealing those cigars, none of this would have even happened.

Uh, Draper is a Warriors fan, and the rest of the staff rightfully praised Steph Curry throughout the season. I don’t know if “Bron Bros” is a fair assessment, brah.

He is everything a Detroit Piston historically should represent. Come home Dray.

Boy are you wrong.

Day Day!

“They told me I can’t play in this league.”

Don’t forget that whole eating-ass-in-the-parking-lot thing.

Because, surprise, lots of Cards fans are arrogant, hypocritical sacks of shit.

That’s the Cardinal Way!

I just wanted to say that fuck the Cardinals and St. Louis is a shithole.

I think everyone should know that Samer is a garbage Patriots fan and has lots of experience ignoring cheating and murdering like they never happened and cheering for his evil team.

I’m confused here. Isn’t 27 still more than 11? How can Cardinals’ fans pull the “look at all our trophies” when The Yankees more than double them?

As a Browns fan, my advice is: hope your team is so shitty that everyone basically ignores your team’s FBI-related scandal out of pity and/or apathy (because I’m doubting that any front office member with the Cards has the money to buy their way out of trouble like Ol’ Jimbo did).