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“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Given the rest of Cleveland’s “skyline,” the Key Bank Building in the background looks like Burj Khalifa.

Wojnarowski plans to tweet out the gists of every article minutes before they’re posted.

OH MY GOD

Nice going reminding me that Air Bud must be dead by now :(

Hmm I dunno, I think Iran and Syria would be the ‘92 Croatia and Lithuania to the USA’s Dream Team.

Air Bud: Not good enough for Screamer.

I think Syria and Iran are just a splash behind.

Women have been fucking themselves with all manner of do-dads since the dawn of time while we men have had to make do with our hands. But technology starts to even the playing field and you’re all, “Ew.”

You’re all gross.

Had one of these years ago....

There was no yes option, so I’m just gonna mash my junk against the monitor.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

The respondents to this survey will be easily divided into two categories: “Yes Votes” and “Liars.”

Yes

USA would DOMINATE!!

I will agree to Tug O’ War at #1 only if there is a mud pit in the center.

27. Influence peddling

After a madcap chase and a failed attempt at vehicular manslaughter, Biff crashed into a truck. The burly dullard was quite surprised to find that, the manure-filled bed of the truck already had an occupant. “Hey, could you give me a hand,” J.R. Smith said, scrounging through the accumulated feces, “I’m trying to find…