Hunter Pence thinks the series finale of Mad Men was good.

If my girlfriend institutes this we’re going to lose the house.

“So is Rex Ryan, coach of the Buffalo Bills, more or less racist than your former coaches?”

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

“They’re making it higher?” -Bert Blyleven

Hey Kettle — you’re black. Signed, Pot.

Who gets to accuse the NCAA of same?

UNC has vowed to the NCAA that they will look at how a smarter school does institutional control and they’ll copy it.

Hmm, I dunno about their defense. The Swiss are full of holes.

OJ Simpson still looking for real killer

BREAKING: fox says he has started work on reforming henhouse amid chicken-slaughtering crisis.

Blatter’s first order of business was to give all former employees a raise.

BREAKING: O.J. Simpson seriously looking into the unsolved 1994 Brentwood double-murder case.

Wow, even the AP can get duped by the Onion.

We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

I have an acquaintance who will argue to the death that the three day waiting period for a hand-gun is unconstitutional.

Coach Hao Wei has a Five Year Plan for getting them back on track...