I love to bring the salt out of the grays from time to time.

Only if he’s 5’3”

LeBron’s stat line overshadowed another inefficient playoff performance

You could of put Lebron on any team in the East and they would’ve won the conference.

You will. It’ll be a special exhibition series of LeBron and JR Smith against the entire Warriors team with Dellavedova appearing out of nowhere to whack at the knees of as many Warriors players as possible.

Fuck that I want to see Curry and LeBron go at it.

Drop that big elbow, yeeeaaahhh!

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

$100 for players who don’t show up isn’t so bad. Mark Cuban gave up Jameer Nelson, Jae Crowder, and Brandan Wright for a a player who didn’t show up.

Morse replied to Mama Fish on Twitter:

Looks fine to me.

He likely saved taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars, and was arrested for his effort.

No. It just says “F The Washington Nationals.”

Marvin Hudson: “Don’t mind if I do.”

YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

Oh - I got this won.

fuck you #23 was Michael Jordan's number