I'm the worst.

I would criticize this, but then again I have rolled a Fruit By the Foot into a ball and eaten it with one bite.

Still not as strange as the Maryland court system, where Ray Rice walked on one strike.

“Taxi to the Spalding factory” is just marvelous. Bless you, Burneko.

Jesus. +1

Oh, fuck.

Somewhere, Rollie Fingers is kicking himself for never using “sexual Pirates donut” instead of “goose egg” to describe a shutout win.

Not to be outdone, Edmonton will be unveiling its new mascot, Oil E. Discharge.

The Big Red And1

This is just breathtakingly stupid.