Actually, intangible windows are completely immune to blasts, they don’t take any damage from them at all.

*Technically* that’s a gen-two of the JDM/International Odyssey. Minimal but meaningful changes! Still, the International Ody is a bit small compared to the minibus that is the Elgrand, though the Ody would be undeniably more tossable.

That’s a cool dad in my book—but why not this???!!!!

I totally support the JDM minivan idea. I assume you’re in Canada? The second gen Previa (first generation to offer the Hybrid) is just about import ready.

You should get a vanity plate that says COTD

Can atest that my black Mazda5 GT 6MT is the best car I have owned.

I SO wanted to make it work with a Mazda5. I even test drove a CP because it was discontinued, but even during the test drive it had trouble merging onto a 3-lane, 50-mph, and slightly uphill road.

No it doesn’t!

High praise! And well-deserved.

Mr. Tracy’s writing, at times, reminds me of Peter Egan. Nice job.

There is a Dame Bond. A BAMF at that.

Dames Bond.

That’s a fantastic idea. Or if you want basically the same car, with a load more torque, a fantastic understeer eliminating yaw control system, KERS, a 2 seat interior with nicer appointments and a weird rear seat area storage system, wrapped in a sexier body that still swallows virtually anything, may I suggest the…

This will just give old people more time to pull pranks!

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

You need a Honda Fit

“Alexa, stop!”

And you always end up using the wrong one.

This one is the Italian Money Bidet.