Definitely. None of this checks out. Animal jumps on a car? Weird, but maybe a freak thing. Animal known for dressing like a bandit jumps on a police car? Definitely part of a devious plan.

100% agree with 1,2,3. After years of my wife asking, I finally caved and bought a Prius V. The regular Prius is too small for us and the V has just the right amount of space, it even rivals some crossover and SUV cubic feet behind the second row. We also have two kids and a dog and travel several hours from Indiana…

6. I bought my 2015 Fit with a Manual transmission as a fuel efficient college car that wouldn’t leave me stranded like my foxbody always seemed to do.

Mustang has broken more times than I can count, but the Fit has been perfect over the last 47k miles of traveling and NY commuting.

Also, its great at autocross. And…

Been preaching your No. 2 for ages! And my only modification to your list is to substitute a VW Golf for the Fit. :)

Yeah that drives me nuts. There is no reason for an old car to leave a smoke screen everywhere, especially black smoke because they could just do a jeeslus simple tune-up. I take pride in not gassing people everywhere I go, 25-30 highway mpg makes me feel a little less guilty too.

I give my DD 1960s car permission to be internal combustion powered, what I think is ridiculous is that cars are still gas powered in 2017. Also, driving my 50 year old car does less damage than the average person’s 5-year replacement cycle for cars does. Many cars would have been junked 10 generations of “new car”…

This needs to be a t-shirt.

Wait, are you a Cartholic? That could take this next level

It looks like you haven’t been to church in a while, my son.

Holy shit. Take my star to church.

As the son of a United Methodist minister, and at least somewhat knowledgeable of things both biblical and automotive, I humbly bestow upon thee my vote for COTD.

Haha! My ex’s grandfather (Marvin Goldhar) voiced Cedric Sneer in that cartoon!

My sister lived in London for a while (we’re Canadian) and her roommate thought raccoons we’re fictional characters because of that show.

COTD

you’re photoshop skills are not only excellent, but you are goddamned fast... this article got posted like 8 minutes ago!

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

While Mopar and Magneti Marelli increase the cost, Lancia, Alfa Romeo and Maserati reduce it.

There’s a whole universe of “commercial” vans that people tend to overlook. They’re not sexy, but you can get a ton of car for your money.

Chase Elliot drives for Hendrick Motorsports, so that better be a Lowe’s receipt in the glove compartment, or there’ll be some ‘splaining to do.