I’m prepared to be told there are better Dakar documentaries out there, but I enjoyed the $2.49 I spent on Madness in the Desert.

The best approach with a Westy is to constantly list it as with an asking price double the latest repair bill.

Good one. This would also be great to see come back - efficiency without apology.

All of them...?

It’s because some years back they raced Firefly for pinks...

I feel like these most depreciated lists should always start at number 2, with a five year-old Range Rover permanently pinned to the top, with “this beauty was over $80,000 when new!”

And the self-righteousness: still priceless

R is for “Romance!”

One late-1980s summer, my parents took my brother and me on a four week road trip to the Oregon coast to drive rental Odysseys up and down the dunes.

Nope...

You know who they should call...

Tucker. Always remember.

I like your plucky attitude!

Welp, your preemptive take on <Thing>y Mc<Thing)face means you Jalopnik editors will need to find today’s comment of the day from somewhere else.

Someone who will just polish it with a diaper.

I saw it, too. Wondered if it would be worth waiting for the BMW Z4 Abarth...

Pretty certain they got called “infernal Devil wagons!” at least once a day...and we should bring that back. Maybe for autonomous cars.

The only consolation is that he just missed an even corrupter opportunity. Though the day ain’t over yet...

Tell Trump that “E Pluribus Anum” means presidential pardon.

One for crashing, one for the casket.