Right platform, wrong car:

You know it’s going to be Kato Kaelin.

I’m pretty sure SKYNET refers to humans as “helmet and burrito airbags.”

”No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” 

I agree purely on ideology.

Is here a way to get these kinja deals on amazon.ca instead of amazon.com? I’m keen on the headphones.

Is here a way to get these kinja deals on amazon.ca instead of amazon.com? I’m keen on the headphones.

Trump has probably decreed that he’s the only one allowed nunchucks though...

Yeah, you never really hear comments like “that factory installed umbrella option sure is a bargain” or “attention COSTCO shoppers, don’t forget to check aisle 6, where Bentley-badged umbrellas are only $19.99 per crate.”

Where I live, people have invented rain jackets with hoods. They fit in the trunk, or conveniently on your body.

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

“This is the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs. So we’ll hunt it.

(Commercial opens on a busy track day)

It’s like a sad Volkswagen Fast

According to building permit applications, GM could never get approval to build a new plant on the site because of all the shifting soil.

1st Gear: New Blazer owners will be shocked when they realize that the rear seats have been removed.

Really enjoyed this article - thanks for spending the the time telling Charlie’s story.

I’m having trouble picturing it - can someone photoshop in some blinding high-beams, reverse the image and crop it to fill a rear view mirror?

100% agree on that second point.

I was raised that the best first car for a teen is the one they pay for themself, even if it’s through an interest-free loan from the “bank of mom and dad.”

Also, does it have Honda MagicSeats from the Fit?