So tanks but no tanks?

It’s weird, I just got a text from a blocked number that said “tell farscythe Now that I know they’re thinking about hay bales”

I say buy it, and hide it in the yard in a false stack of hay bales or something. Be your little secret.

Yeah - good call - a Mazda6 was my number one on the consolation list, and the incentives on it are awesome right now. But I’m tall and eat up all the back seat legroom. The Accord really is a limousine compared to everything else.

It’s all about responsibility, man.

Can you get factory installed TruckNutz, or do you need to order them online and attach them yourself?

Voting Republican?

Someone needs to blood-leak sticker all the secret service motorcade vehicles right now!

Great article, and one or another version of a Tercel always showed up in the parking lot when my friends gathered in high school or university.

I know there must be Jalops who are math teachers.

So...you’re saying the car was an automatic?

I’m just glad that when USPS tracking says “the package is in transit” I’ll be able to rest assured that the package is in a Transit...

This is the opposite of forbidden fruit.

The Kia Soul is the right choice. Almost...

You know, I want to blame people who want all the fully-loaded bells and whistles, but those base costs and options keep climbing too.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Quick, someone send that driver a Jalopnik sticker, and a hood with a cougar that says “me”!

4th Gear: some geniuses in the Kobe marketing department need to spin it as a way to avoid Trump’s import tax on steel:

The star I just gave you is closer than it appears.

You mean Frank? I suppose, but he’s already got two on his lawn...