Step 1: Fill empty space with 300hp engine, al la 1989 Ford SHOgun

I posted this mock-up yesterday and gosh darn it, I’m going to post it again. Photoshop procrastination is the best kind of procrastination.

It makes sense that he needs help stiffing this kind of contractor...though I would have expected it to come from a pharmacist, not a lawyer.

Because if you don’t wipe a turd off quickly enough, everything starts to smell...

Wait, is that...?

Speaking from the other side of the coin, I want to spend a night in one of these because then my kids wouldn’t be able to wake me up at 2:00am to go potty, and then again at 6:30am because they’re hungry.

I’m going use photoshop to clean up the image a bit and remove the flashy lava cave...what the WHAaaat!?

Oh, you laugh, but somewhere there is a laboratory on the cusp of harnessing the kinetic energy of crappy dash and trim pieces rubbing together through an in-dash series of  micro-chargers. Soon the entire Pontiac range will underpin our squeaky carbon-free transportation future.

Yep. The van-o-tainment economy let us us down. A base Odyssey with no fancy gimmicks would probably be back to that $5k difference.

Nice! Well, if you’re a fan of Futurama, these might look pretty sharp on the front quarter panels:

That does sound ideal. We tried to find a Transit here but the new passenger ones were all optioned to the hilt and crazy expensive. And good deals on used seven passenger ones are rarer than hens teeth.

Now you’re gonna be able to tell which retirement villa belongs to “the General.”

Not my personal barn find, but I found this 964 when I was looking for a comment on “What Car Should I Buy?” the other day.

Counterpoint: don’t know your situation, but three weeks ago we were inches away from pulling the trigger on a new Odyssey for our family of four. In the sales manager office even. And we stepped back, changed our mind and are going with an Accord. The back seat is like a limo for the kids, the front seats are comfy,…

Odd that there are no interior shots.

Q: How do Reavers clean their harpoons?

“sigh...was a time not so long ago a guy could make a Bugatti/Lambo reference and get back a bunch of ‘dude’ responses...”

I’m pretty sure it has the same basic engine as a Veyron.