So, what, we’re afraid that because of that joke all those dumb dumbs are gonna stop seeing movies until Ray Harryhausen rises from the grave to make a stop-motion Cats?

“This is indeed a dark day for the galaxy. And now, back to ‘Cooking with Jar-Jar’!”

1) He wasn’t the star of Aladdin. He may have technically been the lead actor but he was not the star.

Norm is and was a master comedian. 

I would expect such an opinion from someone putting Atomic Blonde (zzzz) and Furious 7 over Fury Road.

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Heck, even OBAMA was more than a bit surprised at getting it.

Obama did increase drone usage but to 1) Spare troops and airmens lives for comparable results 2) To spare collateral deaths over options like Trump allowing for carpet bombing over populated areas in Syria.

You are right. I love the man, and think he was the greatest president of my lifetime, and yet it never made any sense... unless...

If this had happened next year, and he was elected after world-antagonizing-Trump, I would sort of understand the Nobel committee and world giving a collective “jfc thank god that’s over,” but at the time? C’mon.

That’s weird, because a lot of people were calling collision for not giving a 30 year old closer $100 million coming off both probably the worst, if still generally effective but no longer automatic, season of his career and an absolutely dreadful October in which he gave up 7 ER in 10 innings.

If it’s only about box office then someone like Samuel L Jackson would be best known for his Marvel appearances rather than Pulp Fiction or the iconic Snakes on a Plane. Or Tom Hanks for the Toy Story movies rather than the annoying Forest Gump or Castaway. Or Robin Wright for Wonder Woman or Forest Gump and not the…

Let us not also forget the Force Ghost’s all powerful ability to transform from Sebastian Shaw to Hayden Christensen over the course of 30 years or so...

Brooklyn got gentrified because people can’t afford to live in Manhattan, not because people were like “Hey let’s go to Brooklyn for the lulz”

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

“Meanwhile, once you figure in the outrageously high CO2 battery fabrication costs, pretty much any Tesla in 80% of the US exceeds that diesel Jetta’s figure by 50-10%”

You want to cite those battery fab CO2 costs? Everything thing I have seen about them has all the scrupulousness of the old Hummer vs. Prius bullshit. 

Careful there. If you start critically thinking, people that fell into the same line prejudiced thinking they claim to be against will try to tear you a part.