“RoS would’ve been saved if there were just another mcguffin!”

Didn’t they show Coruscant blown to bits in ep7? Or are there just other cities that look exactly like Coruscant sort’ve like how most planets only look like Tatooine, Hoth, and Endor.

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she specifically uses headlines from the same press outlets and even sometimes the same writer.

Did Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker also have Coca-Cola and outdated Sony products plastered in every scene (except for the Papa Johns’ scene) and a Papa John cameo where he carries Papa Johns’ pizza and then the cast enters a Papa Johns and then drink undescript-unlabeled-soda-cup-because-Papa-Johns-has-a-Pepsi-contract?

You can’t consider the prequels in any calculation. Nothing that happens makes any sense. They’re pure failures in story-telling. (Every prophecy says not to train this kid! Let’s train him! And let me have your babies Anakin! All you do is complain about Obi-Wan and murder people! What a man!)

By the end of the movie, there’s nothing set up for Kylo.

You’d be surprised, I’ve seen several instances of celebs sharing troll posts and then it turns out that it’s like some 13 year old that’s now getting death threats from grown men.

The answer that I needed to hear, the one that calmed me the most, also came from video games in the end. All of the games I’ve played that showed me the end of the world also showed me life continuing after.

There is a very simple problem here. You’re unable to comprehend what the movie tells you. You only listen to what the script has actors audibly say.

Think how much both films could have benefited if Finn and Poe, who seemed to have great chemistry, had spent time together in Ep8 so we could’ve built upon that relationship. Then imagine them being separated at the end of Ep8. Maybe one of them would’ve been really sad and shot a laser at their best…

I did not. She very clearly passes the torch to him at the end of The Last Jedi.

It’s because hyperspace is like The Force and can be handwaved whenever the story needs it because Star Wars magic has been used to paper over bad writing.

There’s Poe taking over as the new leader of the resistance

I think you can argue that RoS is better than TLJ. I also think you can argue it the other way around.

The quality of the movie isn’t the point! It’s the emotion surrounding things outside of the movie!

Just because it’s not TLJ, doesn’t mean it it makes sense.

He works all year and has The Office money. He’s probably not begging for the job.

Less celebrities patting each other in the back and more random organization paying to throw a party so they can hang with celebrities and televise it under the guise that they matter.

Yeah definitely. One of the best directors alive today who turns tiny budget movies into huge critical and mediocre commercial successes is a joke for you because you’re used to big dumb action movies.