Correction: 2/5/2019, 10:37 a.m. ET: A previous version of this article misstated that the U.S. Census will include an “exact origin” question in the 2020 application; that proposition was struck down by a federal court, though it may still be in litigation. The article has been corrected to reflect this.

I hate horror movies. I hate having to sit and watch as helpless people walk headlong into traps or hide fruitlessly from killers. I hate the moments of quiet leading up to the next jump scare.

Women are threatened rape on twitter for just about any opinion.

Lemme write 6000 words on how each and every potential superstar is not exactly like each and every superstar to come before them and then conclude this comparison doesn’t matter. 

If reporting is to be believed, Machado’s first choice is the Yankees. Yankees have no huge need to rush.

We shouldn’t have to praise teams for trying to win.

CBS All Access already killed the last generation of trekkies and is doing its best to create a new generation of trekkies by converting Star Wars? DC Cinematic Universe? fans? to Star Trek but are probably failing miserably and just entertaining a subset of people who wanted to check out the new Star Trek, don’t mind…

Movie theaters aren’t going away.

These aren’t the documentary awards.

What.

Or, how many apologies have you had to make for any reason at all? And how many of them were good? Probably a lot, and, if you’re like most people, probably a lot closer to zero than all.

Counterpoint: well-done apologies are hard to do. This is exceptional, and you can’t just make a template for people to be exceptional.

Has Kelly never heard the phrase, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”?

So Kotaku’s batting .667 in defending people?

Y’know, Kotaku is traditionally mostly Reddit reposts.

Yeah, there’s definitely NO cause to point out that the writer who used the term “conspiracy theory” multiple times wasn’t at all using it as a loaded term to suggest that these people were completely wrong in their beliefs.

Oh so you’re saying Nathan Grayson is no longer calling this a “conspiracy theory”?

lol this take is the worst.

dont tell the root that

Good old planet Earth, the home of the audience of Star Wars for which we’re supposed to filter the story.