I’ll bet the New York Times outlives Kotaku.

No, because everyone loves the details.

Needs more stars. I mean, maybe “three times less likely” means “one-third as likely”. Maybe it doesn’t? Who the fuck knows?

Translate it as “dare”.

“Wait until poverty has been solved” is not useful advice.

“WW84 streamed on HBO Max at the same time as the theatrical release and I do not believe they required any additional charges beyond the monthly subscription fee to watch the movie (I don’t have HBO Max, so I can’t 100% confirm).”

I hadn’t heard of that so looked it up, and for the annals of corporate fuckery: the dispute was that studios were signing talent to 7-year contracts, and then saying that it meant 7 years of working days, so...forever, mostly? Yes, it took a court case to establish something whose counter-argument is Are you fucking…

It’s not a Premium tier, it’s specifically $30 for each movie (BW and Cruella) if you want both.

Remember, this opened almost 3 weeks ago, which believe it or not felt like a different part of the pandemic, at least here in the Northeast. Numbers had barely begin to rise again.

It also means “We can’t even remember six months when the show Marvel fans were waiting for was WandaVision, not Loki.”

Yeah, I understand the annoyance at setting out to 100% a game and then finding out you can’t, but some people have the attitude — out loud! — “I have to 100% every game I play, so I can’t play your game at all, and how dare you!”

Not to spoil anything, but there’s a much-talked-about game from a couple of years ago that, if you want the “perfect” ending, you have to delete your save.

The M*A*S*H film is not a sitcom pilot, no. 

Also, I remember SP’s National Treasure thing was the revelation that the entire 2012 Presidential election was a distraction so Obama and Romney could team up and rob the, uh, something.

MTM, Newsradio, and now I’m open to suggestions...

I’m American, and agree.

I vote Buzz Aldrin.

“I’m not saying she should be white, I’m just saying that being a natural redhead is a key part of her character.  That’s the same thing?  Not my fault!”

I thought the pirate rape had been replaced with pirates wanting a sandwich -- not a joke, though I could be misremembering.  No?

They may be using a very careful definition of the words; the science may have moved on, but at one point the claim was that the vaccines do not prevent infection, but they do prevent serious illness and thus death. Although I think it must (haha, “must”) be the case that it also suppresses, at least, spread from…