Robert Altman’s son [truly] wrote the lyrics for the M*A*S*H theme song, “Suicide is Painless”, which means he gets paid for every broadcast of TV show even though the lyrics aren’t used on TV.

When the teaser went to black before the opening title, my brain played, not the Better Call Saul music, but the Breaking Bad music. So, that’s where we are now.

So...Tom Hanks doesn’t actually have to quarantine at this point, right? Until proven otherwise in re “transient immunity”, for however long that may last.

Yes to AppleTV+ on Roku.

It starts with the writing, not with the actor; all of the worst of Cam is in the script. (For that matter, everything about the gay friends is pretty terrible also.)

Hey, I’m here from April 2020 and I wouldn’t want to spoil why I have a lot of time to binge old TV shows...

Tiny callback to a joke from the pilot: on the plane with their newly adopted baby, there are once again...creampuffs.

I wanted Mattie to be the crazed revenge bomber, and didn’t give up hope until the last 5 minutes.

Man, Big Dick is pretty damn unafraid of pissing off a guy he presumes has committed at least one murder recently, isn’t he?

I wondered that myself, and the only thing is that I don’t remember for sure if they know his specific background; he’s Veronica’s guy who disarmed the Carrs, and maybe that was enough for them.

Reported elsewhere: it has a one-season streaming blackout on the new episodes, so it’s Pop (which you may or may not have) or nothing.  There has been speculation about near-term second-run on CBS itself, and with new production having shut down in general I suppose that’s a live possibility.

During BB I think Gilligan said that AMC allowed one f-bomb per season.

Best is some animal that you’re not 100% sure is legal to own and you’re not about to ask.

Really, didn’t Kate just hear that this guy used to “treat” Mouse with fear gas? Why would she put Alice there? It’s bullshit.

If you have any attachment to super heroes at all, Sky High is a do-not-miss.

You’ve confused several Gingrich wives (!). #1 had cancer, did not die of it, but was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery when Newt presented her terms of divorce. He was cheating on #2 with the future #3, Callista, while impeaching Bill Clinton; and that adulteress (?) is now the US Ambassador to the…

The weirdest kind of “good” news: if we get down to Pelosi, the House then instantly elects a new Speaker -- maybe a younger one -- who is then second in line again. (Well, third, if both the House and Senate approve a new VP...but would they in that situation?)

But why did he stop going by ‘Jake’? Is it because ‘Jacob’ has more gravitas in his new line of work?

I may be just really down about the news right now, but this has become so horrifying I may have to drop it. Also, I can’t imagine any viewer actually being sad that Cartwright is dead, after watching everything he did, and I certainly don’t care about Kate’s soul in all this.

And as seen elsewhere on this site: Frozen II comes to D+ tomorrow, 3/15, which is much earlier than planned.