Blanket statement: reviewers love to speculate/believe that runs like that are improv, and are usually wrong.

I bet he’s some minor character from the comics that I don’t know, just because he has such a striking look.

Yeah, I feel like, they not planning an XS series, but they’re not NOT planning one, you know?

I appreciated the nerve of “What does a dragon eat?” “Anything it wants.”

I enjoyed the name of the show, “Smart People”.

I have never found Matthew Broderick anything but insanely overrated.

I thought a godparent is an adult who takes a special interest in the child’s religious upbringing. That’s what the “God” part means. Not to get all “the dictionary defines...as”, but the opening of the Wikipedia article is:

I have literally never heard of godparents as “person who would raise the kids if the parents died”, although looking it up I now see it has some of that history.

No, “The PornHub Killer” is a Lifetime movie.

When they fix DS so the Titanite Demon in Anor Londo can’t hit me THROUGH THE WALL, or bounce backwards like a weightless marionette, we’ll talk about who can cheese who.

I’m a Soulsborne fan who doesn’t much like bosses, and by the way I don’t give a crap about “lore”.  Or multiplayer.  Oh well!

Six is still young enough to be terrified about “I lost sight of Mommy for 10 seconds and I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.”  (The OP mentioned age 6.  An older kid would probably be OK.)  

On the other hand, I thought three things happened in the first roughly 20 minutes that, if I were six years old, would have traumatized me.  (The results of the first two main flashback scenes, plus what happens to an innocent bystander lady.)

State-of-the-world fun fact: Nestle has sold off its candy business, but not with the brand name attached, so these are just “Crunch Bars” now.

Trump has the soul of a mobster, who will kill you to save a quarter.

For those who don’t know: Petra’s girls are now on Single Parents, as Brad Garrett’s daughters, where they play “what if Ron Swanson was twin 8-year-old girls?”

Fuck Gretchen, kill Becca, marry the florist.

Wow, I did not see Jimmy as “casually accepting” Gretchen’s possibility of suicide; he takes a very, very long pause, which I take as him containing a scream.

“We’ll send something to [the shooter’s] widow...no, he killed her too.”

I was thinking Lockwood’s son was actually a shape-shifted Otis, but then I didn’t, because for a second the kid seemed to be genuinely worried about Ben as if it really was his father, but maybe he is?