I appreciated the nerve of “What does a dragon eat?” “Anything it wants.”

I enjoyed the name of the show, “Smart People”.

I have never found Matthew Broderick anything but insanely overrated.

I thought a godparent is an adult who takes a special interest in the child’s religious upbringing. That’s what the “God” part means. Not to get all “the dictionary defines...as”, but the opening of the Wikipedia article is:

I have literally never heard of godparents as “person who would raise the kids if the parents died”, although looking it up I now see it has some of that history.

No, “The PornHub Killer” is a Lifetime movie.

When they fix DS so the Titanite Demon in Anor Londo can’t hit me THROUGH THE WALL, or bounce backwards like a weightless marionette, we’ll talk about who can cheese who.

I’m a Soulsborne fan who doesn’t much like bosses, and by the way I don’t give a crap about “lore”.  Or multiplayer.  Oh well!

Six is still young enough to be terrified about “I lost sight of Mommy for 10 seconds and I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.”  (The OP mentioned age 6.  An older kid would probably be OK.)  

On the other hand, I thought three things happened in the first roughly 20 minutes that, if I were six years old, would have traumatized me.  (The results of the first two main flashback scenes, plus what happens to an innocent bystander lady.)

State-of-the-world fun fact: Nestle has sold off its candy business, but not with the brand name attached, so these are just “Crunch Bars” now.

Trump has the soul of a mobster, who will kill you to save a quarter.

For those who don’t know: Petra’s girls are now on Single Parents, as Brad Garrett’s daughters, where they play “what if Ron Swanson was twin 8-year-old girls?”

Fuck Gretchen, kill Becca, marry the florist.

Wow, I did not see Jimmy as “casually accepting” Gretchen’s possibility of suicide; he takes a very, very long pause, which I take as him containing a scream.

“We’ll send something to [the shooter’s] widow...no, he killed her too.”

I was thinking Lockwood’s son was actually a shape-shifted Otis, but then I didn’t, because for a second the kid seemed to be genuinely worried about Ben as if it really was his father, but maybe he is?

Not sure if you’re referring to this, or need to see it badly, but I’m posting it either way.

“It’s Guy and Dolls, not Guys and Guys!” -- G. Costanza

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