Wormtongue if there ever was

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

Bernie Sanders owes the world an apology today. Not for running, which is anyone’s right, but for not stopping the irrational hate and conspiracy theories earlier on and for insisting on fighting to the convention even after it was clear he had lost. I hope he will never forgive himself for what he has done.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.

I think Trump cares about police shootings. He just thinks there aren’t enough.

LOL at “Trump understands business.” Understands how to fail a business, maybe.

I rather unexpectedly welled up during that segment. It concisely conveyed how much misogyny and public pressure changed and shaped her. I don’t think there’s a woman in America- especially those of us north of 40- that doesn’t understand how that feels. What she went through would have KO’d most of us, but she kept…

Are you me? I was a kid when the cookie thing happened and it has stayed with me. To this day, whenever anyone displays what seems to be irrational hatred toward Hillary, I think “I bet this ancient hatred goes back to cookie-gate.”

Hey look, it’s an internet cool guy leaving comments on a website. He must be so awesome. I bet he’s the most popular kid at the internet club and has a ton of internet friends.

i was so nervous through everything, but then the debates and the access hollywood tapes put me in a “LETS GET A LANDSLIDE!!11!” place...now I’m a fucking mess. Its so hard to be so invested in an outcome that you really can’t control. All I can do is vote and bring others to vote, but I can’t control how the story is…

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

Is not four boxes itself a box? What of nine boxes? Mmmm

Grasshopper: look for the BIG square.... (And many others.)

SEE

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

It’s safe to say it’s racist to see a skinny child out on a jog in public and immediately assume he’s going to steal your shit

That’s just more lean protein. I say eat the damn bastards for daring to defile our food!

I am very sorry about your friend.

So sorry.