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i was so nervous through everything, but then the debates and the access hollywood tapes put me in a “LETS GET A LANDSLIDE!!11!” place...now I’m a fucking mess. Its so hard to be so invested in an outcome that you really can’t control. All I can do is vote and bring others to vote, but I can’t control how the story is

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

Is not four boxes itself a box? What of nine boxes? Mmmm

Grasshopper: look for the BIG square.... (And many others.)

SEE

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

It’s safe to say it’s racist to see a skinny child out on a jog in public and immediately assume he’s going to steal your shit

I am very sorry about your friend.

So sorry.

:( I’m so sorry.

Same to you, friend. The universe is a real motherfucker.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

That’s actually an argument I use when I’m phone banking for the Clinton campaign. I remind people that Hillary has never publicly thrown her IT people under the bus; she took responsibility like a boss. We all know what BabyMan Trump would do in the same situation.

Just because someone is black doesn’t mean they don’t discriminate against black people.

you go to a junior collenge

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

My childhood best friend started selling Plexus about 6 months ago. While she still has some non-Plexus posts, I have to read them very carefully (no way I’m liking that non-sense to promote it to other people’s news feeds). Sometimes even a cute picture of her kids will be muddled with a caption like “So glad I have

Is there such a thing as a legitimate, non-evil MLM business?