So you’re saying I can now live out my fantasy of planting myself on the sidewalk in front of Huckleberry’s house and blowing a vuvuzela until I pass out?

He’s licking taint because he thinks he’s going to be the next Attorney General. Apparently he doesn’t remember how well that worked out for Chris Christie.

I’ve been so depressed I can barely work, and I’m incredibly fortunate to have a forgiving and supportive employer.

Indeed. No one who is comfortable enough with rape to try it with a buddy has only done it once.

I’ve long wanted to do a comic book series where are the superheros are women who just fly up as a woman is being beaten, raped, harassed, etc., and unleash hell.

I collected donations door-to-door with MASSPIRG in the Boston area one summer, and one day I was paired up with a guy from Africa. We had cards that told us when the door we were knocking on belonged to an existing, theoretically pretty liberal, donor. We approached one such door and gave our rap, and the woman…

I hate his ugly mug.

I’m from the area. Theory on Facebook is that they discovered the facility, which has a clear line of sight to White Sands Missile Range, had been compromised. But nobody who knows for sure is saying anything.

My god, they really are small, aren’t they? Like his baby teeth never fell out.

Yeah, I kinda wish more *white* athletes would speak out. When you see the pictures of half a team kneeling, and their white teammates just standing there.... like what are they thinking? How are they not supporting their teammates? 

And while we’re at it, fuck the club owner and the trogs who cheered for CK after his set.

He was an actual fraud. He said he’d gone to MIT... he had not gone to MIT. He said he ran a foundation for kids... he did not run a foundation for kids. He said he’d won various awards and recognitions that listed their winners online— he was not among them. Those were just the easily checked things (that I didn’t…

Well, Gus had a whole plotline in BB about starting the chicken-meth business with his male lover, who Don (Eladio?) killed, which Gus then repaid years later with a mass tequila poisoning. 

I got in such a fight with a friend of mine because she stole an ornament off the big Christmas tree in Union Square. She was OUTRAGED that I would object to her doing it and brought it up for months.

Yep, my friend’s Golden died of cancer.

The problem is that “they have to be stopped” is the same message the other side is hearing.

They will never believe it. The actual author of the Q messages could come out with a video of him typing the messages and saying it was all bullshit, and that would just be written off as a fake generated by the Deep State, and evidence that they are closer than ever and need to keep pushing.

You guys! One of my friends from high school just revealed herself as a Q believer! Someone I always really liked! She assures me that Trump made moves on day 1 of his presidency that put the whole Russia cyber thing on lockdown, which she knows about it because her husband is in the military. Not in any kind of…

I fucking hate this guy.

Yes, the guy who proudly admitted to throwing brown people into concentration camps is just too polite for this world.