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Donald Trump's Tiny, Flaccid Penis
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Wow, I can’t believe writers at a feminist blog haven’t been fired for writing articles that archly assert women are better at things.

Or: “Okay, 15 years of this bullshit is enough for me. Time to ‘focus on my family.’”

Agreed.

I came from a small town, and the assistant chief was the guy who wasn’t the chief. So, not necessarily someone who had to beat a lot of others out for a title.

Yes, well: Louisiana.

What if you got that tattooed on your forehead so women would know not to date you?

I mean, when I was suicidal my own husband had no idea. So.

Danaerys got the dragon eggs as a wedding gift to her Violent Brown husband, not at birth.

Right? It is so fucking stupid that I feel like the whole thing is a troll by Gavin McInnes to see how many dumbasses he can get to follow these completely arbitrary rules.

Yes.

I’ll bet she doesn’t even get that much money after he dies. It’s all about those kids.

I think it was a way to recover from his tiny hand being left there in space, useless and unloved.

As soon as you want.

Totally. That’s not an accident, that’s being a dumb-ass and not handling a gun properly.

I’ve been blinking like fuck at Maher for years. He’s a lady-hater and an Islamophobe and an embarrassment to the left he claims to be a part of.

I kind of hope Twitter finishes going bankrupt and shuts down, if only because Drumpf would be so fucking bereft.

Wait... does this not seem like an incredibly simple way to get $100K?

Shout out to the EPIC pony-poofs on the girl over Obama’s right shoulder.

There are some private buses being organized, on the assumption that the train will be a madhouse.