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Still happy about it!!

She and Venus often play in a little tournament at Stanford, the Bank of the West. For a pretty reasonable price you can sit about 10 feet away from them and watch them dismantle anonymous Russians. It is so awesome.

Single spaced, space between paragraphs, paragraphs look numbered, justified...just looks like a contract.

1) I want to see what’s in the contract he’s reviewing, and 2) Seriously, Zuckerberg still personally reviews contracts?

I pictured Nancy as Scatman Crothers.

I find this weird, but I salute people who are so open and chill with their fetishes.

I kind of feel like this chick doesn’t deserved to be portrayed by JLaw.

I mean, I cried when I heard Bush say “Madam Speaker” to Nancy Pelosi— the only time I voluntarily listened to Bush speak in 8 years. So, yeah. Madam President? Like a baby.

Oh, that’s just the Republican jiujitsu of turning strength into weakness. They realize that 50% of the voting populace is female, and they want to do what they can to stop women from voting for Lady Pride by attaching shame to it. Nice try, assholes!

Yeah, Boxer’s been a bit of a non-entity. I think both Sanchez and Harris are amazing candidates, and the future of the Democratic party in California.

I interned on Bill Clinton’s campaign... mostly because Hillary was so awesome. So, I have also been crying a lot.

A biker here was hit and dragged under the car for almost a quarter mile... the POS was about to *get on the highway* when some heroes who’d seen it happen plunged their cars in front of his to force him to stop. Every time I drive by the intersection where it happened I think of it. So chilling.

Once, in the same bike ride, by 2 different groups of people, I got 1) pelted with glass bottles, and 2) physically shoved off the rode into a ditch. Like they came up beside me, slowed down, reached out the window, and shoved me. Cute.

I agree. She doesn’t want any La-ratheon kid up in her until things sort themselves out. There could be more marrying to do!

AH, YES. You smart.

It worked! After a 1.5 hour wait at SJC, I signed right up for Pre Check. See you suckers, I’m going to be walking by you in my shoes, jacket and belt.

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So “88" is a super cute way of saying “HH” aka Heil Hitler.

My senior year we had a campus apartment that was right next to the garbage bins for the whole complex. That was extremely uncharming...until move-out, when the entire area became heaped with flawless, usable goods. Rugs, stereos, clothes, televisions, CD players, lamps— I kitted out about half my post-graduation

But Lady got it in episode 2.

The flashback was to provide context for Olly coming into Jon’s room to tell him that a ranger had sighted Benjen.