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Donald Trump's Tiny, Flaccid Penis
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Engaged after two months, here! Happily married for 18. Sometimes it’s just right.

I just love how “Social Justice Warrior” is supposed to be an insult. That seems like an awesome thing to be. Sign me up!

You know, I like to think that Scalia is in Whatever Afterlife Location just totally FRUSTRATED that he died when he did and thus might give Obama a chance to replace him.

Stanford girl!

Before you do that, could you give me some sassy advice about my man troubles?