I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

You are probably right. But that is what kids do. If you can’t live with the norms of society, go and get a first class ticket. If not, you are stuck with “everyone else” including babies, teenagers, seniors etc.

A lot of the victims of airline abuse seem to have something in common... I can’t quite put my finger on it... if I think hard enough, I’m sure I’ll come up with the white answer.

It’s cute how much the US is still obsessed with this while over here everyone’s already forgotten about the engagement and moved on to “will this be the Winter the NHS finally collapses?”

Your friend would REALLY like you to stop using his sex toys.

A former Jezebel editor (forgot who, can’t find the tweet again) recently tweeted about how, after they asked to talk to anyone who had a creepy encounter with Louis CK, they got a ton of fake stories, an attempt arranged at the Opie & Anthony subreddit. None of those worked because all of those guys couldn’t make…

Of course, either people agree with you or they’re wrong, isn’t it?

Oh, come on, it’s not that simple. For one thing, the Kardashians have spent years working to achieve this level of fame, while Harry had worldwide name recognition from infancy; rather than seeking to capitalize even further on his enormous privilege, Harry is doing his best to use his platform in a meaningful way.

She has one corgi, Willow, and two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy. She vowed not to acquire anymore but after the death of her close friend the groundskeeper at Sandringham earlier this year, she adopted his orphaned corgi, Whisper, a dog she knows and is quite fond of. I am not ashamed I know this royal dog gossip, not at…

I propose everyone stop blathering about Harry’s romantic life and focus on the most important and inspiring members of the royal family: the corgis.

I am 14 years too old

“I did a lot of terrible things as a Terrible Teen, but I protected my friends and they protected me. I’d like to think that wouldn’t have changed whether or not they or I were famous.”

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

This is horrifying, but it’s odd that she was tired enough to fall asleep someplace that uncomfortable, and I wonder if the boyfriend’s enablement went so far as to intoxicate her with alcohol or drugs.

The way people get so bumfuzzled about the “he said/she said” nature of some sexual assaults is mind boggling to me. It’s as if the listener, for the time and space of hearing the sexual assault story only, utterly loses all sense of risk, motivation, and consequences. What possible motivation would a woman have to…

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

This is exactly the advice that should be been given.

Usually, but sometimes there is cake.