I was with you for a minute there, Mayim, I really was. I, too, have experienced probably less-than-average amounts of sexual harassment and catcalling (though not none, of course, because duh), and I’ve largely attributed it to two things: I’ve always been a homebody, and I’m not hot, just regular. So I get that…

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

I’m not sure if I’m able to change my Google phone assistant voice thingy but if I could, I wouldn’t. I’m sick of hearing men talk. I also pretend that Google is extra helpful to me (by always doing what I ask and not something irrelevant like that Siri bitch) because I frequently thank her and tell her she’s helpful.…

Fun fact I heard on a podcast :

for real. my blood alcohol level has been higher than that motherfucker’s IQ

Any picture either with a horse or riding a horse on a dating profile is an automatic left swift for me. And there are way more than I would have thought.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Yep. I dated a man with a penis that was probably in the single digits percentile of length and width. However, he was the best at everything else. The best. Ever. My God he was the best. Did I mention that he was the best? He was the best. Ever.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

So this is why the fucks in DC want to kill PBS...

When someone brings up PC-culture as a refutation, it’s always the final square of Asshole Bingo. His refutation points more to the fact that he’s totes okay with Affleck because he doesn’t see anything wrong with behaving like Affleck, than to whatever point he was trying to make (we’re all so mean? I dunno).

PC-fueled sense of indignation

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

Washington (CNN)Nearly 2,000 appointed positions in the administration of President Donald Trump remain vacant, leaving many agencies with large staffing gaps waiting to be filled, according to data reviewed by CNN.

“Can’t sell myself twice. Wouldn’t be ethical.”

I dunno. My Canadian supermodel GF loves this show.

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

The turkey won’t show up. Then Trump will claim there was a whole flock.

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”

The fact that this is legal is mind blowing. I’m a medical professional and if I lied like this to my patients, my license would probably (hopefully!) be revoked. How is their no state agency oversight?