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Masshole James, Unstable Genius
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That’s definitely the dress you would pick for your wedding at age 15!  LOLOLOL!

I wish more of Bernie’s fans would take a serious look at Warren. She is just as progressive, has actual plans on how she’d get shit done, and isn’t a cranky old pain in the ass. Ah well... 

God bless Cardi B. I do wish Bernie was younger, but he’s a damn sight better than a lot of our other options at this point. (I’M TALKING TO YOU, JOE. GO ENJOY A QUIET RETIREMENT.)

ha! Melania is no prisoner - or Leia....

set your phasers to kudos!

“THE SAGA COMES TO AN END”

What do you have against educational podcasts or true crime podcasts?! HMM?!

In that light, it’s not surprising that he’d think himself fit to be President. Worked for the last guy.

I’ve been consistently impressed that Avenatti manages to make headlines each week with something completely different than last week but without ever lowering the drama level and often raising it. It’s really incredible, this guy is some kind of sordid, scandal-engaging machine.

From the headline I thought maybe she’d been hacked and deleted as a prank. This isn’t quite related, but I have been waiting for someone I truly hate to go into Scientology and doing the personality test but giving all of the awful person’s info. I’ve been getting a shit ton of spam calls lately and I would

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I think it’s because if this were anyone else’s drama, she would be ALL UP IN IT.

I feel like “Veep” is ending too soon. The writing on this show is so under- appreciated 

You read it right.

That is so true! If you have any substance abuse issues, abusers tend to use your struggles as a catalyst for their shit; its a horrible cycle of horror. He needs his ass whopped.  

Good for her. It is so so so hard to leave an abusive man, especially if you have substance abuse issues because most likely he exacerbates them and uses them against her. But now she can kick him to the curb and focus on her health and sobriety. GET RID OF HIM.

you probably know this already but in El Salvador they jail women for having a miscarriage.  Infuriating!!  

Perfect plan.

1) Find woman who had spontaneous abortion