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Plus we have indirect evidence of a donut-devouring black hole in Homer’s stomach:

It’s almost as if someone sent back a drawing of it from the future to guide the art team. 

Cool.

...and it looks JUST LIKE the one in Interstellar. uncanny. (also, it’s not a photo but who’s counting)

Just... yeah. If I ever get my hands on a TARDIS, I’m going back to 1998 and scooping up Jude Law and taking him to some universe where we cease to age because... yeah. 1998 Jude Law would make a nun reconsider.

He’s always been too baby faced for me. As a twink, I need someone a bit more... everything.

He was so hot but hasn’t aged too badly.

I had the biggest crush on 90s Jude Law...I must have watched Cold Mountain, I Heart Huckabees, Gattaca, Alfie...God, so many of his movies, over and over again. Then when he got with Sienna Miller, my crush died and he lost his hotness. Did Sadie make him hot?

First rule of Fight Club; never mention Jude Law was in Fight Club

Hey, he made the same joke that literally everyone that heard about it made!

Now, that is very impressive, excellent deep throat action.

You’re right. Fuck, this is hot.

Late 90s Jude Law was truly the pinnacle of male beauty. He’s still hot, but there was nowhere to go but down from how smoking he was in his late 20s and early 30s.

I didn’t find Jude Law attractive until the folks at the sperm bank told me that my chosen anonymous donor resembled him. Ever since, even though the inseminations didn’t take, he’s been my favorite. It doesn’t hurt that he’s aging very well, too.

You shut your fucking mouth Megan. Hot Pope/Hot Dumbledore Forever.

I’d let him bless me with his holy water idgaf.

Dropped shoulders...?
Where should his shoulders be? Beside his ears?

I feel like im on some kind of strong hallucinogen.

His dropped shoulders kinda ruin the physique for me. Probably because he’s mid-stride instead of standing tall and upright. But he seems a lot shorter than I thought he was.